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Aces & Eights — Sgt. Tony Ludlow’s Newsletter for 11/16/2011

Posted on Wednesday, Nov. 16th 2011 2:32 PM| by Tony Ludlow

You probably don’t know Kathy Warren. You might know someone “named” Kathy Warren, because according to Facebook there’s a ton of Kathy Warrens out there. But I’m pretty sure that the one I’m talking about isn’t the one that you might know. But I bet every one of you have heard the voice of Kathy [...]



ON BEHALF OF … — Sgt. Tony Ludlow’s Newsletter for 11/9/2011

Posted on Wednesday, Nov. 9th 2011 2:18 PM| by Tony Ludlow

I didn’t sign up for this, I said to myself. She stood in front of me, tears running down her cheeks, falling from her pretty face and landing on my shoes. And then she put her arms around me and sobbed into my shoulder. She just kept saying “why, why, why?” A woman’s tears are [...]



“They call me girl, they call me Stacey … ” — Sgt. Tony Ludlow’s Newsletter for 11/2/2011

Posted on Wednesday, Nov. 2nd 2011 4:01 PM| by Tony Ludlow

What if I told you that I have the key to your success, both personally and professionally, would you listen? What if I told you that mastery of this one thing would practically ensure your happiness and sense of satisfaction with your life, would that be important to you? What if I explained that your [...]



TEN HALLOWEEN TIPS — Sgt. Tony Ludlow’s Newsletter for 10/26/2011

Posted on Wednesday, Oct. 26th 2011 2:39 PM| by Tony Ludlow

I like candy. A lot of people are shocked to discover that I eat like normal people. My sweet friend, Margaret Caffey, just made me a key lime pie yesterday. YUMMMO!! (Thanks, Mags!) And when I go to the movies I always get some Junior Mints. Don’t judge. But back to the candy. I don’t [...]



Being Gandalf

Posted on Wednesday, Oct. 19th 2011 3:09 PM| by Tony Ludlow

I didn’t expect her to slap me. I like to think of myself as agreeable. I negotiate and compromise in a fairly reasonable and rational way. No name calling in arguments. No throwing things. No yelling obscenities. No character assassinations. Try to stay on point. Try to restrict the focus to the issue(s) at hand. [...]



I HATE PETER FRAMPTON — Sgt. Tony Ludlow for 10/12/2011

Posted on Wednesday, Oct. 12th 2011 3:14 PM| by Tony Ludlow

I hate Peter Frampton. I’ve always hated him. I don’t mind his music. It’s not that. I even kind of like “Do You Feel Like We Do.” No, it’s not his music. It’s his hair. Well, actually, it WAS his hair. To be truthful, I don’t hate him anymore. I hated him until I saw [...]



A DROP IN THE BUCKET — SGT. TONY LUDLOW’S NEWSLETTER FOR 10/6/2011

Posted on Thursday, Oct. 6th 2011 10:38 AM| by Tony Ludlow

Here is what you’ve been waiting for: the October installment of “Ask Sgt. Tony!” I answer your questions, both real and manufactured! Q. Sgt. Tony, how many crunches do I need to do everyday to get six pack abs? A. Crunches aren’t the key to six pack abs. You’ve already got six pack abs. They’re [...]



“Do these jeans make my butt look big?” — Sgt. Tony Ludlow’s Newsletter for 9/28/11

Posted on Wednesday, Sep. 28th 2011 10:14 AM| by Tony Ludlow

I lied. I’ll admit it. I was in the O’Hare Airport in Chicago and I lied to a sweet little old lady. I just couldn’t help myself. I was on active duty and in uniform. (FYI, if you see men and women in an airport and they’re wearing a camouflaged uniform, they aren’t Marines. It’s [...]



EVIL — Sgt. Tony Ludlow’s Newsletter for 9/21/11

Posted on Wednesday, Sep. 21st 2011 8:49 AM| by Tony Ludlow

“The average man, who does not know what to do with this life, wants another one which shall last forever.” ~ Anatole France Have you ever been confounded by people who are intent on eternal life after they die, but who don’t know what to do with the one they’re presently living? I won’t pretend [...]



Newton’s Law — Sgt. Tony Ludlow’s Newsletter for 9/14/2011

Posted on Wednesday, Sep. 14th 2011 11:31 AM| by Tony Ludlow

When I coached high school basketball I sent college coaches information about some of my star players. I would send the coach a copy of our schedule and invite them to attend one of our games. The hope was that the coach would be impressed enough with the player’s stats and academic record to come [...]



 

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