Sergeant Tony's Blog

“Tony, I have a fat friend, but I don’t think she’s as fat as your fat friend was, can she still come for a FREE Fat Friend week?” (huh??)

“Sergeant Tony, how fat does my fat friend have to be to get a FREE week for fat people?”

“Tony, I have a friend who needs BOOT CAMP, but he’s not obese … what about him?”

ad infinitum

And so it went …

OK, I got it!

In my efforts to help the “Tom’s” and “Tina’s” in our lives, I sort of opened the flood gate! And that’s a good thing. It shows just how concerned you are about your friends and that’s awesome!

So, here’s the new modification to the “Tom and Tina FREE WEEK.”

* * * * The first week in April is “BRING a FRIEND to BOOT CAMP WEEK!” Doesn’t matter if they’re fat or not! Bring a friend to Boot Camp and they get the first week of April for FREE! That’s right, your friend or family member can have the whole first week of Boot Camp for free!!! * * * *

If you’re a former active duty Boot Camper and you’ve been in Turdeville for a while, you can come back into the fold for the first week of April for a FREE WEEK too! If you decide to rejoin, I’ll waive the $180 start up fee too and you can pick right back up with the current monthly fee of $75.

To all active duty Boot Campers:
The whole MONTH of April is “BRING A FRIEND TO BOOT CAMP MONTH.” The first week of April (2-6) is FREE. You can bring a friend any other day of the month for free as well. But only during the first week can they come for that whole week for FREE!!

Now, here’s some extra incentive: The Boot Camper who brings the most friends during the month of April will get $100.00!! CASH MONEY!!! And as always, for each $180 enlistment (one person @ $180, or two or more people on the Buddy Program) you get a FREE MONTH!

Why all the push?

Tom Farrar and Ken Kenworthy.

Tom was never a Boot Camper, but if he had been, I believe that he’d still be alive today.

Ken was a faithful Boot Camper who believed in the program and rejoiced in the growth of USMC Fitness BOOT CAMP! I’m doing this partly in honor of him.

I can’t begin to tell you how upset and militant my feelings have become since losing Tom and Ken. I’ve decided that I’ll be the Billy Graham of Memphis fitness and evangelize masses. But I need YOU to get the word out. Tell your friends, co-workers, family members, even your annoying relatives to come to Boot Camp. It may change their life.

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