Sergeant Tony's Blog

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HALF MARATHON TRAINING … rescheduled for SUNDAY morning at 7am. The weather on Sunday is supposed to be ideal!

There are a lot of things I don’t understand or have an answer for. This probably doesn’t come as news to you. For example, I don’t know why the Queen carries a purse. Seriously, why does the Queen of England need to carry a purse? What’s she got stashed in it? Does she carry money [...]

When my kids were little, like 10 years old or so, they would put dirty dishes in the sink and scamper off to play or terrorize their father. Leaving the dishes in the sink was unsatisfactory. I tried several different ways to get them to take responsibility for their messes. I yelled. I threatened. I [...]

Paula Deen has diabetes. Shocker. But I AM sorry for her. I don’t wish any ill will on anyone. Well, hardly anyone. No, her affected and fake southern accent that she plays up for the camera and her Yankee friends in New York are still like fingernails across a chalkboard. But I am sorry whenever [...]

I’ve been married a couple of times. Twice, to be exact. That’s probably news to some of you. Rumor has it that I’ve been married, like, four times. Apparently I’m the Leroy Jethro Gibbs of east Memphis. And just like Gibbs, friendly with some exes, not friendly with others. But I digress. The first time [...]

I’d like to officially blame MAD magazine for how I’ve turned out. I think blaming a humor magazine is as good a defense as any. Alfred E. Newman and the gang taught me about sarcasm, parody, snappy answers to stupid questions, farce, irony, satire and the whole arsenal of humor’s weapons of mass dysfunction. This [...]

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